Normally with a title like this you'd expect a retro discussion of the Star Wars saga, but no, this does pertain to lawn-care or the potential future of it.
Sometime ago we sent the PC Provincial government a proposal for an amendment to the Liberals poorly executed cosmetic pesticide bylaw.
In the proposal we outlined the discriminatory nature of the current bylaw.
How it is being circumvented by homeowners and lawn-care providers alike, and how in letting the bylaw continue in its current form was costing the province millions in lost tax revenue going state-side or to other Provinces as well as the increase use of the health care system with respiratory ailments on the increase.
We recommended that in an amendment, only licenced professionals be allowed to apply class 4 products which would eliminate lawn-care technicians with minimal training.
That annual reports of usage be submitted to prevent overuse and perhaps applications be restricted to spring only to limit overuse.
Well, our latest response from the Ministry of the Environment-which just so happens to be the fourth in our correspondence-assure fairness for all when government returns to session October 28th (just before Halloween, and that's scary.)
Good news? Bad news?
Are they going to allow those who worked hard to achieve a licence, and build their businesses, the opportunity to use the proper tools again or are they going to ban everything across the board?
I tend to put my trust in hope and common sense. Hope that my words have awakened the sensibility or reason and compromise. Common sense, that the government isn't going to do something as rash as denying all.
Do they really want to mess with the Farmers, the deep pockets of the Golf Industry and allow invasive species of weeds to run rampant across infrastructure? I would certainly hope not.
I also don't think people would stand for rolls of sod coming with weeds embedded, or the loss of curb appeal to Queen's Park and other government entities.
So let us place our energy in a positive outcome, and hope that the lawn care industry can begin to grow again instead of contract.
Lets hope next May when the weeds start to rear their ugly yellow heads we have something more potent than harsh language, and May the force will be with us.
Thursday, October 10, 2019
Saturday, August 31, 2019
The road to recovery
You are a conscientious lawn care giver. On top of your lawn service, you make sure your lawn is hydrated in tough summer conditions, you hang your Japanese Beetle pheromone traps annually, you even apply soapy water at the first sign of chinch bug stress near your gardens and sunny areas of turf. But that is not all; you raise your mowing height to 3 1/2 inches during the hotter months and if you do get crabgrass along the outer edges of your lawn you are quick to pull it up and seed the affected area come Labour Day, and....this post is not for you.
This post is for the homeowners who are away for long stretches during the summer months and those of you with busy lives where multitasking your lawn into the mix is not on the radar. Or maybe you are just one of those people who believe having a lawn service should be enough and your part was done once you paid the bill?
So here is what your lawn probably looks like at this moment; there are dead pockets and brown patches of grass, perhaps portions of your lawn are bare or soon will be once all the crabgrass dies. And because there are insect issues, weed seeds have been stirred up in your soil and the weeds are starting to spread as well. You were cutting your lawn short to avoid more frequent maintenance and inside of two days of heat your grass burned and never returned.
So what to do now?
Grass is resilient, and even when it suffers this treatment it is not too late to recover in the fall.
Fall fertilization, aeration and over-seeding are key elements in the recovery process and can bring back your turf from the brink in many cases. In some instances a nematode application may be required as well to deter further damage next spring.
Perhaps the most important lesson in all this is to lean from previous mistakes and be more vigilant when it comes to your grass. After all it is curb appeal for your property. I have seen many a house for sale with a lawn in horrendous shape. It sends out a subliminal message that, if the homeowner doesn't have pride enough in their lawn then what is the inside of the house going to look like?
So moving into 2020 with lawn care, take it to heart and let next year truly be the year of hindsight.
Don't be doomed to more of this.
This post is for the homeowners who are away for long stretches during the summer months and those of you with busy lives where multitasking your lawn into the mix is not on the radar. Or maybe you are just one of those people who believe having a lawn service should be enough and your part was done once you paid the bill?
So here is what your lawn probably looks like at this moment; there are dead pockets and brown patches of grass, perhaps portions of your lawn are bare or soon will be once all the crabgrass dies. And because there are insect issues, weed seeds have been stirred up in your soil and the weeds are starting to spread as well. You were cutting your lawn short to avoid more frequent maintenance and inside of two days of heat your grass burned and never returned.
So what to do now?
Grass is resilient, and even when it suffers this treatment it is not too late to recover in the fall.
Fall fertilization, aeration and over-seeding are key elements in the recovery process and can bring back your turf from the brink in many cases. In some instances a nematode application may be required as well to deter further damage next spring.
Perhaps the most important lesson in all this is to lean from previous mistakes and be more vigilant when it comes to your grass. After all it is curb appeal for your property. I have seen many a house for sale with a lawn in horrendous shape. It sends out a subliminal message that, if the homeowner doesn't have pride enough in their lawn then what is the inside of the house going to look like?
So moving into 2020 with lawn care, take it to heart and let next year truly be the year of hindsight.
Don't be doomed to more of this.
Saturday, July 13, 2019
Your lawn: the red-headed step child
With the heat of the summer in full swing, the cold rainy spring is a distant blur in the rear-view mirror. And yet, many forget, all the rain did your grass a world of good.
In all honesty, for most, their home lawn is not a priority---and it shows. It doesn't take more than a few days of relentless heat and no rain for a lawn to start showing signs of heat stress---a vision sadly seen too often over the past few weeks.
Your grass is a living, breathing ecosystem. It acts as a filtration for your air, aesthetically pleasing, it adds to your curb appeal, and when treated properly, provides a soft cushion for your various outdoor activities.
All it needs in return is a little TLC. Proper cutting---which at this time of the year means three inches or about the height of your ankle after it has been mowed and don't remove any more than a third of the blade when cutting. Adequate watering---an inch and a half per week minimum...and that is all.
I get it. Life is busy and a endless rapid stream of multitasking. Who has time to tend to these menial tasks properly?
But your lawn will give you so much in return.
It will take the pounding of your feet and patio furniture, the rambunctious pet behavior, the incessant digging of animals great and small, the canine urine and fecal matter and still smile up at you with a pleasant green warmth.
So try to remember these things when the high heat turns brutal, and stop doing things like this to save a few precious moments.
Because somewhere down the line it will cost you.
In all honesty, for most, their home lawn is not a priority---and it shows. It doesn't take more than a few days of relentless heat and no rain for a lawn to start showing signs of heat stress---a vision sadly seen too often over the past few weeks.
Your grass is a living, breathing ecosystem. It acts as a filtration for your air, aesthetically pleasing, it adds to your curb appeal, and when treated properly, provides a soft cushion for your various outdoor activities.
All it needs in return is a little TLC. Proper cutting---which at this time of the year means three inches or about the height of your ankle after it has been mowed and don't remove any more than a third of the blade when cutting. Adequate watering---an inch and a half per week minimum...and that is all.
I get it. Life is busy and a endless rapid stream of multitasking. Who has time to tend to these menial tasks properly?
But your lawn will give you so much in return.
It will take the pounding of your feet and patio furniture, the rambunctious pet behavior, the incessant digging of animals great and small, the canine urine and fecal matter and still smile up at you with a pleasant green warmth.
So try to remember these things when the high heat turns brutal, and stop doing things like this to save a few precious moments.
Because somewhere down the line it will cost you.
Wednesday, June 5, 2019
Welcome to Junuary
With a post title like this, you would think I'm going to rant about the cold and the rain this spring, but I already did that in the last post.
No, today I'm going to discuss something even colder...senseless damage to a neighbour's property.
An explanation is in order. This week we went to perform an application on two customers who live side by side. When we arrived we were informed by one homeowner, immediately following our last application of Fiesta weed control, someone wrote on both our "Notice" signs with a magic marker, in large block letters "#1 BEE AND BIRD KILLER." This person also sprayed Round-up around one customer's front yard tree and garden burning the grass in the process (see picture for reference).
Now, there's a lot to unpack there, so let's break it down.
Fiesta is iron-based weed control, it doesn't kill anything - despite the label touting it as "Lawn Weed Killer" - so killing birds and bees would only occur if you used the empty Fiesta jug to swat those creatures from the air and then squish them beneath your foot. And if that were the case, I would hardly consider it as the number one choice in bird and bee extermination.
Now, if I somehow sprayed Diazanon or DDT, then our little lawn vigilante has a right to express his ire, but those products were outlawed decades ago.
This is not the first time I have run across an extreme left-wing nut sack, but if you are that sensitive to environmental issues you're going to use Round-up as your exclamation point like pouring blood over someone wearing a fur coat. ROUND-UP...really? Glyphosate is a chemical that kills everything on a lawn and it is brought to you by the good folks at Monsanto. If you don't know that company's reputation, maybe you should Google it, Mr. Enviornmentalist.
It's hypocrisy, plain and simple.
The real problem as I see it is, the former Liberal Government who did such a fantastic job brainwashing the sheeple, and incidents like this happen more frequently than you might think.
I wonder how many of these Jizz-wads are even aware 85% of all pesticides are still being used -despite the bylaw - by farmers, sod growers, foresty, the golf industry, and yes, government properties like Parliament Hill and Queen's Park. (I conveniently left out the homeowners who purchase banned substances from the States or other Provinces.) If that doesn't piss you off maybe it should, you righteous dick.
Personally, I believe the person who did this has mental issues and needs to seek help for his miss-placed aggression. In the interim, I advised our customer to buy a surveillance system to catch this piece on anal discharge in the act and press charges as should all who commit vandalism like this. At the very least, they should have a "Notice" sign placed on their lawn to inform the public of the "#1 ASSHOLE IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD."
Maybe, to some, that seems a little cold, but it is Junuary after all.
No, today I'm going to discuss something even colder...senseless damage to a neighbour's property.
An explanation is in order. This week we went to perform an application on two customers who live side by side. When we arrived we were informed by one homeowner, immediately following our last application of Fiesta weed control, someone wrote on both our "Notice" signs with a magic marker, in large block letters "#1 BEE AND BIRD KILLER." This person also sprayed Round-up around one customer's front yard tree and garden burning the grass in the process (see picture for reference).
Now, there's a lot to unpack there, so let's break it down.
Fiesta is iron-based weed control, it doesn't kill anything - despite the label touting it as "Lawn Weed Killer" - so killing birds and bees would only occur if you used the empty Fiesta jug to swat those creatures from the air and then squish them beneath your foot. And if that were the case, I would hardly consider it as the number one choice in bird and bee extermination.
Now, if I somehow sprayed Diazanon or DDT, then our little lawn vigilante has a right to express his ire, but those products were outlawed decades ago.
This is not the first time I have run across an extreme left-wing nut sack, but if you are that sensitive to environmental issues you're going to use Round-up as your exclamation point like pouring blood over someone wearing a fur coat. ROUND-UP...really? Glyphosate is a chemical that kills everything on a lawn and it is brought to you by the good folks at Monsanto. If you don't know that company's reputation, maybe you should Google it, Mr. Enviornmentalist.
It's hypocrisy, plain and simple.
The real problem as I see it is, the former Liberal Government who did such a fantastic job brainwashing the sheeple, and incidents like this happen more frequently than you might think.
I wonder how many of these Jizz-wads are even aware 85% of all pesticides are still being used -despite the bylaw - by farmers, sod growers, foresty, the golf industry, and yes, government properties like Parliament Hill and Queen's Park. (I conveniently left out the homeowners who purchase banned substances from the States or other Provinces.) If that doesn't piss you off maybe it should, you righteous dick.
Personally, I believe the person who did this has mental issues and needs to seek help for his miss-placed aggression. In the interim, I advised our customer to buy a surveillance system to catch this piece on anal discharge in the act and press charges as should all who commit vandalism like this. At the very least, they should have a "Notice" sign placed on their lawn to inform the public of the "#1 ASSHOLE IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD."
Maybe, to some, that seems a little cold, but it is Junuary after all.
Monday, May 13, 2019
All this rain!
Rain, rain and more rain.
You'd think with Mother's Day only a day removed, Mother Nature might cut us a break, and send a little warmth/sun our way, but not so.
Dreary, overcast, drizzle, cold - whatever you want to label is as it doesn't fit into most people's idea of spring.
April showers are to bring May flowers, aren't they? However, this year, April/May rain will only bring weed pain.
And as soon as the weather warms to consistent double digits you will see the massive wave of yellow invading the boulevards, sports fields and home lawns. It is unavoidable, and so is the inevitability all those weeds will germinate, blowing freely like a winter wonderland to find new homes to proliferate.
Sadly, the only options of control remain: Use Weed-B- Gon, hire a professional who will spray Fiesta, or pull the damn things out by the root - the only activity you can do in the rain.
There has also been an unusual amount of moss on all those over-saturated lawns and aerations have been challenging in the muck and mire. And if you've seeded your lawn, it may still be a week or two before you see germination. Yup, this year has been anything but a normal spring.
I don't mean to rain on your parade with all this...we've had enough rain already.
You'd think with Mother's Day only a day removed, Mother Nature might cut us a break, and send a little warmth/sun our way, but not so.
Dreary, overcast, drizzle, cold - whatever you want to label is as it doesn't fit into most people's idea of spring.
April showers are to bring May flowers, aren't they? However, this year, April/May rain will only bring weed pain.
And as soon as the weather warms to consistent double digits you will see the massive wave of yellow invading the boulevards, sports fields and home lawns. It is unavoidable, and so is the inevitability all those weeds will germinate, blowing freely like a winter wonderland to find new homes to proliferate.
Sadly, the only options of control remain: Use Weed-B- Gon, hire a professional who will spray Fiesta, or pull the damn things out by the root - the only activity you can do in the rain.
There has also been an unusual amount of moss on all those over-saturated lawns and aerations have been challenging in the muck and mire. And if you've seeded your lawn, it may still be a week or two before you see germination. Yup, this year has been anything but a normal spring.
I don't mean to rain on your parade with all this...we've had enough rain already.
Thursday, May 9, 2019
The evergreen service
When you hire a lawn care company it is always a good idea to understand exactly what you are getting when you sign on the dotted. One of the most frequent complaints I hear is the "Evergreen Service," which is a diplomatic way of saying, "until you say stop, we will will continue to service your lawn year after year to infinity.
This is usually found in the small print of the invoice (or contract), listed as: Continuous service for your convenience. And that's OK if it's what you want, but increasingly, I see this tactic has soured more customers than creating happy homeowners who have found it anything but beneficial.
Some companies even use this negative billing as an underhanded way to squeeze every last dime out of a dissatisfied client. I know, because I used to work for one that did exactly that, and then threatened the homeowner with legal action if they didn't pay.
In some instances, customers who have cancelled their service are still getting applications the following spring, and being billed, much to their anger.
So what do you do if you are a victim of negative billing?
1) If you previously cancelled the service- DON'T PAY! This is their mistake, not yours.
2) It is very important you keep all correspondence with the company to back you up; cancellation number, who you spoke to, the day(s) when you cancelled the service etc.
3) Don't be goaded into resigning out of guilt or the promise of free applications. Believe me, they will up-sell you somewhere in the future. If it sounds too good to be true, well...you know the rest.
And if a company is willing to do an application without your authorization in the first place, do you trust their moral compass moving forward?
4) If you still feel your getting harassed over non-payment issues, understand their are other avenues you can explore- Consumer Protection Agency, or Better Business Bureau come to mind.
5) Don't forget websites like Homestars, and leave a scathing review, or an account of your experience for others so they can avoid the same mistakes. If every instance of negative billing was followed by a negative review on a site like this, the practice would come to a screeching halt.
Bullies aren't just on the playground, and sometimes the only way to deal with a bully is to push back.
This is usually found in the small print of the invoice (or contract), listed as: Continuous service for your convenience. And that's OK if it's what you want, but increasingly, I see this tactic has soured more customers than creating happy homeowners who have found it anything but beneficial.
Some companies even use this negative billing as an underhanded way to squeeze every last dime out of a dissatisfied client. I know, because I used to work for one that did exactly that, and then threatened the homeowner with legal action if they didn't pay.
In some instances, customers who have cancelled their service are still getting applications the following spring, and being billed, much to their anger.
So what do you do if you are a victim of negative billing?
1) If you previously cancelled the service- DON'T PAY! This is their mistake, not yours.
2) It is very important you keep all correspondence with the company to back you up; cancellation number, who you spoke to, the day(s) when you cancelled the service etc.
3) Don't be goaded into resigning out of guilt or the promise of free applications. Believe me, they will up-sell you somewhere in the future. If it sounds too good to be true, well...you know the rest.
And if a company is willing to do an application without your authorization in the first place, do you trust their moral compass moving forward?
4) If you still feel your getting harassed over non-payment issues, understand their are other avenues you can explore- Consumer Protection Agency, or Better Business Bureau come to mind.
5) Don't forget websites like Homestars, and leave a scathing review, or an account of your experience for others so they can avoid the same mistakes. If every instance of negative billing was followed by a negative review on a site like this, the practice would come to a screeching halt.
Bullies aren't just on the playground, and sometimes the only way to deal with a bully is to push back.
Saturday, April 20, 2019
It's not easy being green
It goes something like this: "What about my neighbour? His lawn is green and my lawn is the colour of straw, yet he does nothing to his and I have a lawn service."
We can break this down to a number of factors that would explain the difference.
1) Your neighbour has southern exposure and since you are across the street from him, your house faces north. Properties that are located on the north side of the street always green-up faster because they receive more direct sunlight as Mother Nature flip-flops between winter and spring.
2) Your lawn has excess thatch build up. Yeah, you didn't prepare your lawn for winter like your neighbour did by cutting it short and now once the snow has cleared, and you have a lot of matted, dead patches of grass. This issue will also impede green-up until the thatch is raked and removed to allow for new growth.
3) Your neighbour used a quick-release fertilizer. I know you said he does nothing to his lawn, but if you were watching him 24/7...well, that would be creepy. Most lawn companies use a slow release fertilizer. This product is much healthier for your lawn, feeds it over a longer period of time and is less likely to invite unwanted insects like grubs or chinch bugs.
4) Your lawn is predominantly Kentucky Blue Grass, his is not. KBG seems to take its sweet damn time greening-up every spring and coaxing it along by dumping more fertilizer on it is not the answer. As we know, insects are attracted to higher levels of nitrogen, and KBG lawns in particular.
5) There is a deeper issue. Other factors that can delay lawn green-up are a soil deficiency. In other words, key micro-nutrients important to your lawn heath might be missing, and only a soil test will be able to expose what's missing. There might be a PH issue where the lawn is too acidic or too alkaline and need a corrective to provide optimum growth potential. There also could be an insect called a Leather Jacket affecting the lawn health, and unfortunately, nature has to run its course as applying nematodes this time of the year is just a waste of money.
Whatever you do, don't ask your neighbour about it. Since he does nothing with his, chances are he won't know any of what I discussed here either.
Thursday, March 21, 2019
Spring in your step
It's been a while since we had this conversation...well, any conversation, since the last post was back in July of last year.
But spring is now here and thoughts are turning away from shoveling the white stuff. The focus has shifted to the lawn and garden.
In previous years, I've expressed opinions on everything from fertilizer ethics to not doing an aeration prior to mid-April and warning Round-Up is not for use on your grass. Nothing has changed there.
In fact, new information and products in the lawn care industry have been sadly lacking and somewhat humdrum making anything I have to say at this time, redundant.
Sure, The Ministry of the Environment is still considering altering the cosmetic pesticide bylaw...slowly, and there are rays of optimism on the distant horizon, but don't expect any changes in 2019.
And sure, one or two lawn companies out there are playing by the rules...finally.
But the truth remains; dealing with weeds and insects are still the main concern --- the products available, unfortunately, remain listed in the "control only" column and not the "absolute kill."
As long as this is the case, keeping your lawn healthy with timely applications, proper cutting and consistent watering remains the best defense. To avoid this regimen will only invite unwanted issues, and have you pulling your hair out by the end of May.
Remember: Mother Nature cranks it up a notch in just over a month from now, and the weeds will explode with vengeance, so you will need to be on top of your lawn problems to maintain your curb appeal.
And if last year's surprise ice storm in April taught us anything, it was, nothing is absolute.
But spring is now here and thoughts are turning away from shoveling the white stuff. The focus has shifted to the lawn and garden.
In previous years, I've expressed opinions on everything from fertilizer ethics to not doing an aeration prior to mid-April and warning Round-Up is not for use on your grass. Nothing has changed there.
In fact, new information and products in the lawn care industry have been sadly lacking and somewhat humdrum making anything I have to say at this time, redundant.
Sure, The Ministry of the Environment is still considering altering the cosmetic pesticide bylaw...slowly, and there are rays of optimism on the distant horizon, but don't expect any changes in 2019.
And sure, one or two lawn companies out there are playing by the rules...finally.
But the truth remains; dealing with weeds and insects are still the main concern --- the products available, unfortunately, remain listed in the "control only" column and not the "absolute kill."
As long as this is the case, keeping your lawn healthy with timely applications, proper cutting and consistent watering remains the best defense. To avoid this regimen will only invite unwanted issues, and have you pulling your hair out by the end of May.
Remember: Mother Nature cranks it up a notch in just over a month from now, and the weeds will explode with vengeance, so you will need to be on top of your lawn problems to maintain your curb appeal.
And if last year's surprise ice storm in April taught us anything, it was, nothing is absolute.
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