Friday, August 2, 2013

Question:

How many Weedman trucks does it take to get one new customer?
 
Answer: Four...apparently.
 
 


What... three to hold you down and one to take your money?

This was the scene on our street last week for the latest "new customer blitz" as students with fluorescent yellow vests and clipboard in hand made their way from house to house. I guess telemarketing isn't working anymore?

I didn't see this much door-to-door campaigning last election. Thankfully they left us alone so I know they were able to read our trucks touting, "lawn care".

Well...keep up the good work boys! I love aggressive marketing like this. It keeps us from having to advertise at all.

Man, just shoot me if it ever becomes all about the numbers instead of customer service.